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Critical Mass
02:49
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They say that one day soon our civilization will reach critical mass
Wouldn't be the first time many empires have fallen apart in the past
Everybody's flippin' out as 2012 draws near
Fear grips the nation as we crack a Coors Light beer
I heard some bad news in the marketplace today
Seems like the pendulum has swung the other way
Some bloke from England came and bought my real estate
All the rivers have run dry and there's a maggot on my plate
So we sin again. We just can't win. We piss on our environment.
We overload global commode down that gold plated road.
Does anybody know what we're going to do?
I think it's gonna blow. Bog blast all of you.
Are we gonna fry when the big one comes to town?
I don't want to die.
Will it send me up or down?
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2. |
The Lyricist
02:15
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I really don’t wanna write the lyrics for this song
Nothing to hear here, so you just move along!
Can’t understand my words? It don’t matter, anyways!
Who cares whatcha say, it’s all about the way ya play!
Here’s another line
Time to make it rhyme
Don’t give a shout what this song is all about
No flyin’ freak, ‘cause the lyrics are almost always so weak
Don’t give a crap about some joker’s stupid rap
We’ve heard it all before, but still we want some more…
You want enchanting tales, check out some Dostoyevsky
You’re more a drama queen? Then watch The OC on the t.v.
You crave philosophy, perhaps your man is Socrates
I just do what I do best…I’m here to rock ya dizzy!
Blah, blah, blah, blah…
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3. |
Quake
03:17
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QUAKE
C'mon Shake it, Shake it, Shake it
You gotta let it vibrate
It's gonna do it anywayyyyyy
Come on everybody lean, slide into the ocean
Everybody shift their weight, wish this came more often
Hate to interrupt ya but it's time to shake
Gotta do it with me, lets do this shake
Like automatic cha cha, roll with that quake
Come on do it with me, now feel that quake
QUAKE
C'mon Shake it, Shake it, Shake it
You gotta let it vibrate
It's gonna do it anywayyyyyy
Come on everybody lean, slide into the ocean
Everybody shift their weight, wish this came more often
Need you all to move this way to put this thing in motion
Shimmy sway and agitate, feel the seismic action
Wish this came more often, feel the seismic action
YEAH
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Do you think about me?
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Another day another dollar for you
Another day another dollar from me
I don't like gas, I don't like food, I don't want to pay for my life.
I want to keep it all for my child and for my lovely wife
I can't tell if what I've got is an asset or a debt anymore
Why don't I take it all and throw it off a bridge? Hand it back to the poor
Another day another dollar for you
Another day another dollar from me
It's a pyramid scheme everything's going green
Another bubble taking over your life
The paper's printed up from gold
Chase it all day spend it all night
Wish I knew what to do to get as much as my neighbor next door
Because his TV set is much bigger than mine
I just need a few inches more
Another day another dollar for you
Another day another dollar from me
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6. |
Thpreading The Gothpel
02:52
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Black blood courses through the veins of the world
Shadow from high above, the GJ flag is unfurled
Dark minions spread our mission far and wide
Because our message of pain is for all to abide
You are the chosen one to carry our torch
Extend our Gothic poison, civilization will scorch
Legend has it; we’ll arise once more
…perhaps we’ll meet again on our Reunion Tour!
Darkness has taken its hold; thank the Boyz Of Doom!
We spread the Gothpel, so, for now our work is through
Go on, now, disperse our legacy and knowledge
We’ll be reborn once Nooria has gone to college
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7. |
Noo Noo Girl
03:06
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First time that I saw you
You were such a sight to see
Something oh so brand new
But you looked a lot like me
When I looked into your eyes I saw the heavenly light
No more dwelling in the darkness. You had come to make it right
Hello! Welcome to this world!
We're old! But you're a new Noo girl!
Next time that I saw you
You were screaming in the night
Mama came up to hold you and make everything alright
Somehow we all got through and we're growing everyday
Can't wait to hear the first words that your little voice will say
Hello! Welcome to this world!
We're old! But you're a new Noo girl!
They said my life would change
My youth would fade and I believed it
But I got stronger everyday
Self possessed and death obsessed
We've bled black blood for far too long
Bismillah you've shown me a new day
Now every time that I see you
There's something new you want to say
Doggie goes fuff fuff, cow goes moo
Meow goes the kitten all day
Cutting a rug with your Mozart cube
Reading a book on the floor
But there just aint nothing like the feeling I get
When we're dancing in the kitchen to Manowar
Hello! Welcome to this world!
We're old! But you're a new Noo girl!
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Yummy Yucky
02:26
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9. |
Tongue-Tied
03:02
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Girl, I've got a secret
You make me tongue-tied
I know you can't believe it
Because you think I'm stone cold, but I couldn't have lied!
You get me going, Girl
You've got me rollin' now
My heart is beatin' fast
My body's heatin' up
I'm no longer hostile
Because you're steering me right
I'm talkin' change of lifestyle
My Goth days are numbered, 'cause you've shown me the light!
Let's fly to Cinque Terre
and live the quiet life
or the French Riviera
I think what I'm sayin' is that you'd make a good wife!
My eyes grin, who knows, maybe we'll get married... I hope no one objects!
Ooh, I like that thought, oh Boy!
My head spins, you've got me wondering what we'd do next
Perhaps we'll make a Mina Loy....
Well, all right! Let's make a Mina Loy!!!
Girl, I've got a secret
You make me tongue-tied
But you'll never see it
Because I sang this song without missing a line!
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10. |
Grumpy
03:43
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11. |
Oh No Don't Go
02:43
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Look at you New York so tall and mighty
Oh yeah New York you know I hate you
Not for you gleaming altitude or faux superiority
Not even for your phony elitist attitude
No, I hate you cuz you took my brother away
Hey Los Angeles so vast and sunny
Oh yeah LA you know I hate you
Not for you shimmering tinseltown or sparkling teeth
Not even for your celluloid queens in brand name gowns
No, I hate you cuz you ran my brother away
Oh no no no, oh Joey no
no no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh no no no Joey don't go
Oh Joey Moses, Mr. Joey Jones
Oh yeah Joey you know we love you
Not cuz you pound the skins like Keith or shred like Eddie V.
Or for your voice that makes the banshees scream and girlies swoon
No, we love you and you'll always be our brother
Oh no no no, oh Joey no
no no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh no no no Joey don't go
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